[0]OH why are they effing with my childhood?

American Greetings unveiled the all-new Strawberry Shortcake today. Looks like girlfriend got a blowout, lost those bloomers (plus a few pounds), and, according to the following article, trades in her cat, Custard for a hip cellphone. Apparently Scooby Do, Bugs Bunny and Care Bears are next. They better not touch Jem!! She was ruly outrageous just the way she was!

http://www.nytimes.com/2008/06/11/business/media/11cartoons.html?pagewan... [1]